The Enforcer

    So today is Valentines day and that's great for everyone.  If you are a Valentine congrats,  if you are valentine-e that great also.  Ok back to work you tards who cares...Valentines is for when you are not working...

   I was told I am a Donkey, an Ass as you will.  A pain in the ass for sure, as my mother will tell you that, and yes I will admit it.  I do not see myself as an Ass, as someone told me, just because I am honest and if you ask me something and you are not looking for a true answer and don't get the answer you had been looking for, it does not constitute me being an ass..









...your just an idiot.

   I have found that I like Belgian waffles more then I like just about anything. .....

Problem with that is it will not help me slim down......

 So I can fit into my old Prom Dress

or my little black cocktail dress. 

 Ok now that you have that visual...MUAHAHAHAHAHAH.  Anywhoooooooooooooo,

 I found the best batter to use for the waffle maker is Krusteaz...the stuff rocks and I can't even screw it up ...so you know it must be good.

   The world according to Angus consists of 3 new rules.  I have many rules and I add to them when ever I see fit.  Hey, its my world so if you don't like it, well lets just say I am sure I have people who wish I would just leave well enough alone...naaa..what fun would that be.

                                                                      The Enforcer

New Rule
1.) If you use the bathroom and you Use 1/2 a can of Lysol to hide the fact you stink like a gorilla...you will someday be blessed with a cork on your desk and an air freshener.
2.) If you spill coffee on the floor on the way up stairs and don't wipe it up.  Soon you will find the grounds from the pot filling your coat pocket.
3.) If you tear out a coupon from the newspaper before anyone gets a chance to read the story...and it is always the "to be continued" story on another page.  You will soon have the Penny Saver delivered to your door.....Multiple times....and we all know how that is....

   So I was going to go on a nice trip with my wife for Valentines day this year.  I decided last years trip to Cove Haven in the Pocono covered a few years.  A smart man knows that if you taint got the money don't spend it....I am told I am not always a smart man...never claimed to be..but common sense is where it all comes together.