Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Frost...Natures Middle Finger

   


 You know someday's just start out wrong.  Today was not that kind of day.  I am celebrating a Jeff day today...not the Jeff day where I take the time off just to screw off....But the kind of day where I wake up on my own...no alarm...no headache from the pillow falling down the crack in the bed, no huge grow lights blinding me at 4:30am, just a good day. It is the type of day that you wake up and its a decent time of the morning, the light is seeping around the curtains to give the room a subtle glow...Yes I had a good start to the day...I really like that.
  



 I can deal with snow as you can move it and get it out of your way. Easy to clean off your car...yeah its  pain in the ass, but its part of living in the North East.  Rain, yeah you get wet, just stay under cover and you are fine.  But frost, it really pisses me off.  It is just cold and sticks to everything...and no matter how long you have the defroster on you still only have a little hole to look out and drive.  I even get out and scrape...The frost will just laugh then become a fog like thing that you just have to deal with until it goes away from the defroster. The mirrors that are now off center from scrapping them and I have to realign it...yes...Frost is natures middle finger.






    We had our weight in on Tuesday and I was sure I had gained, but to my surprise I had lost 2 1/2 pounds. Well I guess that was from having the stomach bug last week.  Hey I will take a stomach bug every week if that helps me trim down.  No really, I think it is watching the quantity of what I eat more then what I eat.


  



So I was asked by a friend ( yes , I have "A" friend ) what really bothers me the other day.  I replied "Everything", Not sure that's what they wanted to here, but hey you asked.  Well I guess I should have been more specific...what really bothers me is the Windows key on a keyboard...ok we get it..its Windows...but really worthless piece of crap.  Now all the Mac users will say " that's why you should use a Mac", yeah ok...90% of the world is windows based...so you can take your 10% and have fun just like Beta Max did 8)...No really MAC's rock for many things and I would love to own one..but I am stuck in my ways and at some point when I get to the point have expendable income I may just get one.








Time To Rant....

   At a restaurant the other day about two booths down this person had a cell phone.  It went off with the most annoying ring tone I had ever heard.  Of course the person had to look at the phone announce that it was Ray and let it ring another few times then scream into the phone.



  So I know Ray now was going to come over to this guys house to visit, the time and what kind of beer he was going to bring.  Well the phone went off again, same process everyone in the place was told Ray is calling again, and we found out Jim and Tina had wanted to know how his dog is...well his dogs fine just in case the rest of the place wanted to know..he just had a case of the worms.  

   Once again about ten minutes later the phone rings...you guessed it It was Ray..I couldn't resist and asked the guy with the cell phone...Hey if that's Ray tell him that he should bring something for the dog like a bone and some worm medicine and everyone in the place thinks Ray should bring bud light so we all can have one.  The guy looked at me like I had a third head.....

His friend across from the seat from him had to explain that it was getting a little ridicules and the guy got up and went outside to talk to Ray....He never came back.  The Waitress thanked me and I got my lunch for free......Wow

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