Retirement....Dude..PaaaaaaLease

 I was thinking today about retirement. People say its the golden years.....ahh yes the golden years. 

I plan on retiring at age 60..yes a little early, I want to do things I have not done yet. 

                                        My entire life I have worked, I started at 12 years old. 

 

I was one heck of a paper boy and won an award for my service

                                                   I will continue to I am at least 60.... 

I may work part time at a golf course ..cut grass for a few hours.....Enjoy nature and all it brings....

Then maybe play golf a few hours. 

In the winter time I am going to make artistic birdhouses and sell them at craft sales.  Does that not sound relaxing.

   Ok now for a reality check. To maintain the lifestyle I have now I will need to retire with 2.6 million dollars.  So as we all know...taint no fricken way that is going to happen.  So now when all of you enter Walmart in about 20 years be prepared to say hello to me as I will be working a 3rd job at Walmart...don't ask for a sticker..because I may just stick it on you...the pleasures of old age.

   I am not sure why this makes me mad..but if you get coffee and spill it on the floor at your house, do you not clean it up..Well the lazy crap monkeys that do this at work should be ashamed of themselves...I hope you get heartburn and piss yourself.  OK that's my vent for the day....

  So I went to the dentist yesterday.  I hate dentist and have a phobia about them. I pretty much consider the dentist to be the proctologist of the mouth world......

Don't want your fingers in either end. But any Whooooooooooooo.....I am going to cost me a bit of money to fix the crap I messed up in my mouth.  I fell and smacked my face on the steps one day and am working ok getting that fixed.  I guess it is worth it or I can look like this person....

....not the option I want.

Happy Tuesday....woot!!!

Just saying.....

 What is going on in this world. Why are we so..well like we are...

 

 So I will start with this.....  I play a ton of online games and most times just bop around and do what I want. Sometimes, I will join up with a group and play along...most of the time I just like to veg. out and relax..it helps me unwind.

 I know the internet is full of little shits who are just a pain in the ass and that's why I just ignore most of the chat that goes on.   But today I was playing a game that I enjoy and it relax's me after work as it is all about blowing up tanks.  World of Tanks is the name of the game and it is free and I do like blowing up things.

 


    So today before I came to work I decided to play. I jumped into a match and someone in the room was bashing on all the euro players.  How they all stunk and Woot...Woot go USA.  Now this is what's wrong with the rest of the world.  OK, so I listened for a bit and then asked how old he was.  He announced to the room he was Thirteen.

 I asked him why he was bashing all the euro players ...what was his reasoning?   His reply was " Because USA rocks and everyone else sucks "...Really...is that all..you are thirteen and you have fought the wars and all that....Another player then piped in and said " I lost my brother in Iraq and the other countries did what they could do help get him hone...not really sure why you feel they all suck"...the kid just said..What ever....Now dont get me wrong, I am proud to be an American...but I also understand why...Just saying....

    The world is going to shit because we are not fixing what's wrong in our own back yard. enough of this politically correct bull crap.  If I talked like that to my father would have slapped me up side the head. I would not call a lawyer or tell my friends and have CPS at my door. I would have deserved it...It makes me sick to think that the next generation is so shallow minded.  This kind of thing does not only happen online.  It happens everyday around us..and nobody has the nads to say hey...knock it off.  I have said it a few times and the kids change from bashing who ever and then bash on me...Yeah..tell me something I don't know..I am fat and bald....thanks for the news flash...really...parents have to step up and fix stuff or we are screwed.

    Kids should be doing what we used to do...Hell I should be doing what I used to do..get out of the house..and be active...or....well...just saying.....

If I had a Hammer....

If I had a hammer
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening
All over this land
I'd hammer out danger
I'd hammer out a warning

  This song is now stuck in your head.... I hate when that happens......they say the only way yo get it out of your brains is to listen to the entire song and it will then be purged. I was thinking..why would someone play this song on the radio on the way to work while I was driving.

      The other thing I was thinking was, why the hell am I listening to a channel that is playing this song.  Again, why didn't I change the channel....

Well I do.... I am now very confused and here is what I was thinking... If I was a hammer

I would be this one... All kinds of tools and still would just use the hammer to pound the crap out of what I was working on into submission.

 Diablo 3 beta...yes I am.  I can not go in to the entire layout or much detail but it is one of the most aesthetics game I have played in a very long time. I am looking forward to seeing the final release.

  Geek desk for everyone, if you can afford the $3.40 a week.  The desk is nice as you can raise it to stand or sit.  I like the desk as it has more room and It looks much better then the old ones. I also prefer not to scar my legs all the time like it was easy to do with the old desk.

  Looking forward to a couple days off in the near future. I think it is time for myself and the wife to go on a weekend min-vacation. Not really sure where we will go but it will be away from Auburn NY that's for sure. 

We like to shop so I would love to go to Mall OF America just to check it out . We will see have to come up with a plan I guess.

Presidents Day...really?

So I had a...well " What Ever " type of a weekend. What ever type of weekends are the kind that you start to do something and it gets a bit more complicated then you had planned...so you grab a beer or two and start to dig in and if you get to your fourth or fifth beverage...you say .." AHHH Screw it, we got an extra eight screws...whatever"
Safe to say nothing gets done.

 With me it does not even get that complicated..I get to the point where the hammer is on the counter and I am sitting on the floor and it tells me to hammer this piece in slot R...Yeah I grab my Coffee and head for the computer chair..Note: The hammer is still on the counter.









  Monday is fun and we always have tons to do. Today was not to bad. We had a few people out and one left early but the calls had been pretty basic and nothing to crazy happened.  I think some office had the day off for presidents day.  I have never worked for a place that had presidents day off. I really do not think the country should come to a halt for it to be honest.

   The day we should have off is ....something cool like Ground Hog day or Pie Day..or even better let Americans make up a national Holiday and vote on it.

Lets bring America back together and vote on a day.  I would submit the following day. National Walmart Dress code day.  Everyone has to put on under sized clothes and strut around with a terra...we could have a parade and a King and Queen...O oo crap I forgot..that's almost every first of the month....Just saying.

   The day we really should all have off and celebrate is 911. I think that and the Challenger shuttle have to be the most memorable days I can recall.  We could call it Honors day.  Every American who has been killed or had their life taken in the effort to keep America a free country. that's would encompass veterans day...memorial day and all the civilian casualties in one day. Honor the fallen day or something..just an Idea.

 

 I was told " Suck it today", yes someone was mad at me and told me to suck it.  I am not sure what they wanted to suck so I followed up with a list of things that would be fun to suck..I followed that person around the building for a little bit just giving them the list of things that " It " could be... He stopped me after about ten minutes and said...Ok ..Ok I am sorry....I then left .....yes I think he was surprised so on my way back out of the room..I said... " I bet you are glad you didn't say F-U"

Happy Friday....

Life is like a box of chocolates,

Get the wrong one and its going to give you the runs.........

The world is full of Forest Gump's, To bad we have more box's then Gump's in the world.

Looking over a local website I noticed they had been offering a service.  Me being one to look at fun things like this just to see how stupid people can be I looked at said service.  Ok wait for it..the service was this.....

   We will read you the newspaper. Tired of getting your hands full of newsprint.  We will read your local newspaper to you over the phone. $1.99 a minute for us to read your local newspaper over the phone......Are you serious...I am doing something wrong.

   The weekend is close at hand and I plan on doing a few crazy things. 

I plan on climbing MT. Everest,

I plan on raising the titanic,

 I plan of working with Chef Ramsey to develop a new restaurant........

   Then when I wake up I plan on getting coffee...I plan on sitting in my computer chair, I plan on ..well that's pretty much the plan.

  

Anyone who is larger then a field mouse will understand what I am going to say now.   If you are trying to get past me in a revolving door two things are going to happen.  

I am going to hit the door full speed with my Hugness..or I am gong to stop the door dead and you are going to smack in to glass.  Don't be an ass, just go at everyone's pace.

The Enforcer

    So today is Valentines day and that's great for everyone.  If you are a Valentine congrats,  if you are valentine-e that great also.  Ok back to work you tards who cares...Valentines is for when you are not working...

   I was told I am a Donkey, an Ass as you will.  A pain in the ass for sure, as my mother will tell you that, and yes I will admit it.  I do not see myself as an Ass, as someone told me, just because I am honest and if you ask me something and you are not looking for a true answer and don't get the answer you had been looking for, it does not constitute me being an ass..









...your just an idiot.

   I have found that I like Belgian waffles more then I like just about anything. .....

Problem with that is it will not help me slim down......

 So I can fit into my old Prom Dress

or my little black cocktail dress. 

 Ok now that you have that visual...MUAHAHAHAHAHAH.  Anywhoooooooooooooo,

 I found the best batter to use for the waffle maker is Krusteaz...the stuff rocks and I can't even screw it up ...so you know it must be good.

   The world according to Angus consists of 3 new rules.  I have many rules and I add to them when ever I see fit.  Hey, its my world so if you don't like it, well lets just say I am sure I have people who wish I would just leave well enough alone...naaa..what fun would that be.

                                                                      The Enforcer

New Rule
1.) If you use the bathroom and you Use 1/2 a can of Lysol to hide the fact you stink like a gorilla...you will someday be blessed with a cork on your desk and an air freshener.
2.) If you spill coffee on the floor on the way up stairs and don't wipe it up.  Soon you will find the grounds from the pot filling your coat pocket.
3.) If you tear out a coupon from the newspaper before anyone gets a chance to read the story...and it is always the "to be continued" story on another page.  You will soon have the Penny Saver delivered to your door.....Multiple times....and we all know how that is....

   So I was going to go on a nice trip with my wife for Valentines day this year.  I decided last years trip to Cove Haven in the Pocono covered a few years.  A smart man knows that if you taint got the money don't spend it....I am told I am not always a smart man...never claimed to be..but common sense is where it all comes together.