Get the wrong one and its going to give you the runs.........
The world is full of Forest Gump's, To bad we have more box's then Gump's in the world.
Looking over a local website I noticed they had been offering a service. Me being one to look at fun things like this just to see how stupid people can be I looked at said service. Ok wait for it..the service was this.....
We will read you the newspaper. Tired of getting your hands full of newsprint. We will read your local newspaper to you over the phone. $1.99 a minute for us to read your local newspaper over the phone......Are you serious...I am doing something wrong.
The weekend is close at hand and I plan on doing a few crazy things.
I plan on climbing MT. Everest,
I plan on raising the titanic,
I plan of working with Chef Ramsey to develop a new restaurant........
Then when I wake up I plan on getting coffee...I plan on sitting in my computer chair, I plan on ..well that's pretty much the plan.
Anyone who is larger then a field mouse will understand what I am going to say now. If you are trying to get past me in a revolving door two things are going to happen.
I am going to hit the door full speed with my Hugness..or I am gong to stop the door dead and you are going to smack in to glass. Don't be an ass, just go at everyone's pace.
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